Please excuse me if some of this week’s reviews are short. I was so mentally exhausted after listening to these 10+ minute songs that I could only write a few curt sentences about most of them.

There are about four minutes of decent hard rock jamming, and thirteen minutes of aimless mush. Infinitely better than the song itself is the Simpsons gag it inspired of Bart tricking a church into singing it as “In the Garden of Eden.”

”Wait a minute… this sounds like rock AND-OR roll!” is one of my family’s most-repeated Simpsons quotes.

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