TOTALLY EXTREME SONG OF THE DAY: “YOU SUFFER” BY NAPALM DEATH
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TOTALLY EXTREME SONG OF THE DAY: “ADDING UP NUMBERS” BY KOMPRESSOR
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TOTALLY EXTREME SONG OF THE DAY: “PANASONIC YOUTH” BY THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN
ALTERNATIVE “SONG OF THE DAY” ARTICLES ARE WEAK. THIS ARTICLE WILL CRUSH YOU. PREPARE FOR CRUSHING. PLANETS SMASHING INTO EACH OTHER. COSMIC DEBRIS CAREENING INTO THE INFERNO SUN WHERE IT DISINTEGRATES. ALL TIME ENDS. THE APOCALYPSE EXPLODES. END OF ARTICLE.
TOTALLY EXTREME SONG OF THE DAY: “BOTNUS” BY BUCKETHEAD
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TOTALLY EXTREME SONG OF THE DAY: “FURY OF THE STORM” BY DRAGONFORCE
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TOTALLY EXTREME SONG OF THE DAY: “BLOODMEAT” BY PROTEST THE HERO
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Songs of the Summer Mixtape Draft, Part 3
Read Part 1 and Part 2 Dan (Feb. 2016) Dear Colton, How time flies! Six months ago, in the middle of the July heat, we brainstormed the idea of a Billboard-based summer mixtape fantasy draft. One month, thirty songs, and 12,000 words later, we sent our mixtapes out to judges for assessment. Another two months…
Songs of the Summer Mixtape Draft, Part 1
Intro from Dan (Feb. 2016) As I write this, February snow falls, the heat of summer far from my mind. But the long-brewing project I’m about to share with you comes from warmer times. Last July, Colton and I came up with the idea of a summer pop fantasy draft, and spent the next couple months…
Songs of the Summer Mixtape Draft, Part 2
Read Part 1 Dan We’re halfway through our summer songs fantasy draft, and I have to say my thoughts on my roster are a mixture of delight and disappointment. Curiously, it seems our early picks were the least competitive, most strident with each other: You certainly could have waited several rounds to nab “Let Me…
2015: The Year in Superlatives
Most Overrated Movie: Spotlight Grant says: The kind of movie that always gets overpraised. Chronicling the exposure of the sex abuse scandal in the Catholic Church in the early 2000s, Spotlight is a ‘talky’ without particularly good dialogue, which is a bit of an issue. It also feels dated (imagine if ‘Margin Call’ or ‘The Social…