Fast Times at Ridgemont High: Well, that settles that

Rating: 3.5 stars (out of 4)


There’s not a teen movie made after Fast Times at Ridgemont High that doesn’t owe its existence to it, and there hasn’t been one since that’s any better.  Fast Times captures the spirit of high school in ways that most movies about teenagers don’t even bother to try, which is just as well, since it’s probably already been done as well as possible.  Beyond that, Fast Times is far more substantive than it looks on the surface and gets better and better upon repeated viewings.

Writer Cameron Crowe went undercover in a high school for days to garner information for his book upon which the movie was based, and his depictions are scarily accurate.  The movie chronicles the lives of a few students at Ridgemont High, each with different hopes and fears but all cut from the same mold of insecurity and restlessness that strikes most teenagers.  Mark Ratner (Brian Backer) is a shy teddy bear, so naturally, as these things go, his close friend is the outrageous and pride-less Damone (Robert Romanus), who takes it upon himself to help Mark find a girl.  Brad (Judge Reinhold) is in love with his car, less so with his girlfriend or the fast food jobs among which he rotates all year long.  Stacey, Brad’s sister, (Jennifer Jason Leigh) and Linda (Phoebe Cates) are preoccupied with their relationship issues, some fantasy, some so obvious that, sure enough, only they can’t see them.

Then there’s Jeff Spicoli, played in a career-breaking way by Sean Penn, a bleached-blond California surfer who “has been stoned since the third grade.”  It’s impossible to count the number of subsequent movie characters that have been based on Spicoli, but he is the real deal for a number of reasons: the writing and acting are fresh and funny, and he has a foil—history teacher Mr. Hand (Ray Walston).  Spicoli battles the buttoned-up Mr. Hand for the right to cut class, eat pizza, and even attend the end of year dance.  What makes Mr. Hand so memorable is that, on one hand, he reminds everyone of a teacher he’s had, and on another, he’s quirky enough to be unique.  You may have had poor grades read out loud if you were unlucky, but your class schedule probably hasn’t been ripped up in front of you.

One could not make a “teen movie” without a constant eye towards sex, but most of them nowadays treat it like a fun little game played by everyone and anyone with no real consequences.  And sure, Cates offers up the most frequently rewound topless scene among teenage males in cinematic history here, but note how both times Stacey has sex, she is clearly shown as uncomfortable and regrets it afterwards.  The second time leads to multiple disastrous consequences for her and Damone.

Furthermore, how many teen movies even bother to give their kids jobs?  In Fast Times, they are an integral part of students’ days, mainly because they scour their workplace for datable members of the opposite sex.  Aside from Brad’s misadventures, Stacey and Linda work as waitresses, Mark at a movie theater, and Damone as a concert ticket scalper, all in the same very-80s mall, making their interactions a maze of converging lines.

Above all, though, this movie is riotous.  Damone is responsible for the most quotable lines, usually in the course of his relationship advice to Mark.  If you don’t find his five-stage plan for winning over a girl (concluding words of wisdom: “When it comes to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.”) brilliant, then I can’t help you.  And that’s without mentioning Penn’s Spicoli, at whom you can laugh even though he’s not trying to be funny.  Seeing him coming to class shirt unbuttoned with a bagel stuck in his pants, or smiling coyly at Mr. Hand’s look of shock at his attendance one day, is priceless.

Above all, most of the teenagers are, simply, nice guys, which is all too rare nowadays.  Brad proves his worth late in the movie by helping his sister out of a delicate situation; Mark refuses to compromise his principles to get a girl; and you can root for Stacey because, despite her predilection for falling for bad boys, you know she’s a softie at heart.  Even Damone comes around by the end and admits his flaws.  To create such vivid, interesting people that are compassionate at heart speaks to Crowe’s talents—and foreshadows Jerry Maguire.

The point of Fast Times is not to conclude with a conventional climax.  It runs through the school year, but it understands that the character’s lives don’t end there.  Some of the relationships may achieve closure, but the underlying tone suggests that they’re just as likely to fluctuate in the future as they did throughout the previous year.  My opinion of the movie’s quality won’t suffer the same fate.

Grant’s Top 10 Movies

Legendary musician and producer Brian Eno once said, “Every review should have, below the name of the critic, their 10 current favorite works in the medium.  That way you have some chance of seeing their prejudices.”  Well said, sir.  To that end, I proffer my ten favorite movies, not currently but all-time.  I present this list with the conditions that I know there are countless intriguing movies I have not seen—particularly any made before the last decade—and that my tastes continue to shift.

1) Mystic River

Joy Division set to cinema—the most ferociously intense, haunting movie I’ve ever seen.  Mystic River speaks, above all, to the different ways people cope with grief (just as JD did).  The characters in this movie try everything possible to lead productive lives that have been wrecked by tragedy, and though some succeed more than others, they all tell us something about what it means to be human.  As a murder mystery is investigated, questions, desires, and regrets that have lain dormant between three old friends are unearthed.

Clint Eastwood imparts a brooding, plaintive feel upon the action, understanding how atmosphere can enhance, but not overpower a story, and he culls exceptional work from his actors.  Tim Robbins’s command of a wide and rapidly shifting range of emotions is nothing short of stunning, and the incomparable Sean Penn triumphs even all of his other performances.  Yet it’s Kevin Bacon who speaks the film’s truest and most heartbreaking lines, in a late scene with Penn that might be the most emotive scene I’ve ever seen in a movie.  The best art speaks universally and personally at the same time, and in Mystic River, everything feels connected to my life, no matter what’s going on in it at the time.

2) Closer

Closer uses four spectacularly dysfunctional relationships to make profound statements about more reasonable and, hopefully, more common ones.  Asking questions most movies don’t want to touch, it makes articulate observations of the relationships among its four characters applicable to our everyday lives.  The actors and script each evince their extraordinary skill by quietly showing us that, behind the characters’ betrayals and brutal words lie a vast expanse of pain and hurt—even if they don’t want to admit they’re feeling those things.

Closer has a reputation for being depressing, but since everyone gets what he or she deserves, I see it more as a warning than a suicide pill.  It’s not really about the loneliness that touches everyone in it.  It’s about how much people who have been hurt in the past are willing to risk again, how much a failure to resist sexual attraction taints one’s character, and whether any relationship can succeed without significant flaws.

3) Good Will Hunting

An unfailingly sincere movie, and thus one that is quite easy for the sarcastic and ironic to mock.  Yet the sincerity in this movie carries along with it some implosive drama.  Matt Damon and Robin Williams give career-best performances as, respectively, a math genius whose life is going nowhere yet is frequently on edge, and the worn-down therapist who helps him connect with what’s important.  The riveting final third of the film, featuring sparkling scenes between these two as well as the other side characters, is everything it should be: provocative, intelligent, assertive, well-acted, and always very real.

4) Saving Private Ryan

The reputation of Steven Spielberg’s epic, set during World War II, precedes it, but the hype is all worth it.  The famous opening 20 minutes of war footage will leave you wishing your heart rate would subside even while your eyes are spellbound to the screen—it’s unimaginable, chaotic, and easy to follow all at once—but the movie truly becomes great with the way it handles the rest of its story with such humanity.  As eight men, led by Tom Hanks’s John Miller, search for one missing soldier, writer Robert Rodat imbues a philosophical tone upon the material, raising questions about fighting that are not easily answered.  Finding Ryan isn’t the point; the point is what Miller’s men think about it, what Miller does while executing the mission, and what Ryan says when told he can return home.

5) Children of Men

Lead actor Clive Owen has an affinity for playing characters who derive strength from destruction occurring around them (Closer, Croupier), but here it is the rest of the world that has fallen apart while he ultimately finds a measure of decency and redemption.  Showing us what would happen in a world with no children, the explosive Children of Men uses mature filmmaking to study the human condition.  In the jaw-dropping final ten minutes, as hope intermingles with despair and Owen looks towards the future, the film achieves an emotional resonance few can in their entire running time.

All the touches from the hand of director Alfonso Cuaron, who also co-wrote the screenplay, have a revelatory effect.  Even when you don’t think he’s doing something, he is.  Sean Penn himself said the movie “is arguably as well-directed a picture as there’s ever been.”  I can’t give it any higher praise than that.

6) Garden State

A quirky, unconventionally smart film written and directed by star Zach Braff, Garden State captures 21st century ennui perfectly.  Braff plays Andrew, an emotionally blank, marginally successful actor who’s drawn home for the first time in 9 years with the news of his mother’s death.  There, he meets old friends who aren’t much more productive with their lives yet still enjoy it—something he’s forgotten about—and one special new one, played by Natalie Portman.

Culling strong performances from Portman and Peter Sarsgaard, Braff constructs an often hilarious and always touching portrait of 20something loneliness.  The film has tiny flaws, but Braff deserves praise for his underlying message that being able to feel something is better than avoiding pain.  As he tells his father, “We may not be as happy as you always dreamed we would be, but for the first time let’s just allow ourselves to be whatever it is that we are…and that’ll be better.”

7) A Beautiful Mind

What’s more important in life, truth or beauty?  That question forms the heart of A Beautiful Mind, the story of the life of brilliant and troubled mathematician John Nash.  The film explores the head, heart, and psyche of its character with an excellent script given even more depth by Russell Crowe’s superb lead performance.  The film is both taut and comprehensive, avoiding becoming another rote biopic that merely sketches biographic details by letting us into Nash’s world and that of his closest friends.

8) Cast Away

Like Children of Men, Cast Away takes a simple but devastating hook and uses that, and its symbolic main character, to make profound and poignant statements about human nature and the world at large.  After being marooned by a plane crash, Chuck Noland (Tom Hanks) faces a deserted island and little chance of ever seeing the real world and his fiancée Kelly again.  The film speaks to the ability of the human spirit to motivation itself to action even when all seems hopeless, but it is defined by its final act, after Chuck returns home to see how life has changed for everyone else while he was away.

His scene with Helen Hunt at her house is about as sad as movies can be, and he’s left to wonder whether it was even worth it to get off the island.  There is no Hollywood ending here, no reassuring words from anyone that life will all go back to normal now, no triumphant return to Kelly; but the final frames perfectly articulate, without words, the present status of the life of someone who wants desperately to find a reason to keep living.

9) American Beauty

With a pitch-perfect tone of quiet desperation, American Beauty lulls you into respect and then shocks you into moments of startling recognition.  An unbelievably consistent film, it accelerates to climactic scenes you simply can’t take your eyes off, no matter how many times you’ve seen them.

Everyone in the film, inhabiting the worst aspects of the “American dream” gone very wrong, is fighting for a way out of the straitjacket flung onto them, by their family, friends, or society.  Some succeed, some don’t, and their efforts are all put together with a masterful economy of dialogue, timing, and scene construction.  Kevin Spacey’s performance lives inside of it, but everyone, from the other actors (notably Chris Cooper) to first-time director Sam Mendes and first-time writer Alan Ball to cinematographer Conrad Hall, makes a contribution that you won’t soon forget.

10) Million Dollar Baby

This 2004 Best Picture winner demonstrates precisely the power that a great movie can have—emotionally, psychologically, visually, and viscerally.  It introduces three richly developed characters—a boxing trainer, an aspiring fighter, and a former star—given rich and human performances by the actors, and it ties it all together with a stellar script.  This is the rare film that doesn’t want to be sarcastic or glib and is unashamedly emotional—and that’s before it reaches its apex.  Loses points only because it’s not quite so re-watchable and some of these others.

What’s so remarkable is how strong it is for its first two-thirds, before taking a right-turn and morphing, seamlessly, into something entirely different for the final act.  Million Dollar Baby lingers on the minds of viewers long after it’s over because of the way these three people’s lives interact that deeply affect all of them, for better or worse, and make it impossible for them to declare their previously dead-end lives meaningless.