TOTALLY EXTREME SONG OF THE DAY: “YOU SUFFER” BY NAPALM DEATH
ALTERNATIVE “SONG OF THE DAY” ARTICLES ARE WEAK. THIS ARTICLE WILL CRUSH YOU. PREPARE FOR CRUSHING. BUT WHY END OF WEEK.
TOTALLY EXTREME SONG OF THE DAY: “ADDING UP NUMBERS” BY KOMPRESSOR
ALTERNATIVE “SONG OF THE DAY” ARTICLES ARE WEAK. THIS ARTICLE WILL CRUSH YOU. PREPARE FOR CRUSHING. DIVIDE AND CONQUER. ADD AND DECIMATE. EXPONENTIATE AND CALAMITY. END OF ARTICLE.
TOTALLY EXTREME SONG OF THE DAY: “PANASONIC YOUTH” BY THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN
ALTERNATIVE “SONG OF THE DAY” ARTICLES ARE WEAK. THIS ARTICLE WILL CRUSH YOU. PREPARE FOR CRUSHING. PLANETS SMASHING INTO EACH OTHER. COSMIC DEBRIS CAREENING INTO THE INFERNO SUN WHERE IT DISINTEGRATES. ALL TIME ENDS. THE APOCALYPSE EXPLODES. END OF ARTICLE.
TOTALLY EXTREME SONG OF THE DAY: “BOTNUS” BY BUCKETHEAD
ALTERNATIVE “SONG OF THE DAY” ARTICLES ARE WEAK. THIS ARTICLE WILL CRUSH YOU. PREPARE FOR CRUSHING. BREAK YOUR NECK AND SHATTER YOUR SKULL. END OF ARTICLE.
TOTALLY EXTREME SONG OF THE DAY: “FURY OF THE STORM” BY DRAGONFORCE
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TOTALLY EXTREME SONG OF THE DAY: “BLOODMEAT” BY PROTEST THE HERO
ALTERNATIVE “SONG OF THE DAY” ARTICLES ARE WEAK. THIS ARTICLE WILL CRUSH YOU. PREPARE FOR CRUSHING. THIS SONG WILL SET FIRE TO YOUR HOME AND DESTROY YOUR FAMILY AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE. END OF ARTICLE.
Ranking the Gifts of the 12 Days of Christmas
Merry Christmas! If you’ve been wondering what to get your True Love this year, this listicle should help immensely. I’ll carefully review the merits of each of the gifts presented in the classic carol and rank them according to how much an average American in the modern day would appreciate receiving them on Christmas morning.…
Eight Musical Artists I Would Actually Go See, Which Is Now Saying Something
Ben Folds was 35 when he sang the words: “Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.” I’m not quite there yet, but my life now is not what it was in high school or college. My appreciation of music has transitioned through several phases. I won’t say I’m past my prime; things are just different…
Ranking the 2015 Grammy Nominees
The 57th Annual Grammy Awards come to you Sunday, February 8th. Rather than complain about the rigged system or make fun of the losers, this year I thought I’d consider the nominees in the “big four” categories on their own merits and decide how I’d order them and dish out the awards. Record, Album, and…
Anchorage – Prodigal (2014): With Electronic Grace
My dad, born in the mid-50’s, has a modest vinyl collection: just a few boxes, but more than one person could lift all at once. One of his most worn records is the soundtrack to 1983’s The Big Chill. While the film earned mixed reviews, the tracklist in the credits reads like a greatest hits…